There are “people on Tumblr” and then there are “Tumblr people.”
why this baby on model swag swag mode
Umm that baby is uncomfortably good looking for a baby
when i was in 7th grade, i had a science teacher who would give really easy tests. i would finish them in 10 minutes, then spend the rest of the period drawing ninjas all over the paper. i always told him to circle all 200 in red pen, and he did. one day, i decided to fuck him over by only drawing 199. when i got the test back, he’d written “you devil-spawn” on the top.
saw something on facebook that really pissed me off because I worked at McDonalds for three years.
I wonder what percentage of people arguing against a minimum wage hike have never worked a fucking minimum-wage job in their life is.
I love it when a family member posts this on facebook, because I always comment back with “I certainly wouldn’t mind.”
I was never quite sure about the physics required to make this transformation happen but hey it’s a cartoon, who am I to question?
fuk u megatran
the sound of high heels on the pavement as you walk is the ultimate power trip, like you could be buying milk or on your way to assassinate someone